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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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