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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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