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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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