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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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