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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘
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