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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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