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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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