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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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