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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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