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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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