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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Darla
had their beloved pet
kitten 🐱
Pepper
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍
a lynx 😺
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
a hippo 🦛
a hyena 🐺
a tiger 🐯
an elephant 🐘
a bull 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
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