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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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