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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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