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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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