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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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