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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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