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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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