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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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