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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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