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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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