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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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