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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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