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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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