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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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