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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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