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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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