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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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