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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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