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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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