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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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