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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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