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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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