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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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