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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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