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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.