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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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