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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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