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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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