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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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