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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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