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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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