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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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