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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.