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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.