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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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