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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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