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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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