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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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