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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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