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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Darla
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Dixie
eaten by
…
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random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
a tiger 🐯
a cow 🐮
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hyena 🐺
a bear 🐻
a hippo 🦛
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
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