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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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